Order YelpCo merch c/o:
SunShip Records
P.O. Box 580218
Minneapolis, MN 55458-0218
sunship@freenoise.org


  
Andrew Marshall Alper - "A Message to the Kids"
CD000 - $4.00 - In 1996, after playing guitar for a year or two, I wrote these songs and asked my friend Dean Rispler to Produce them. He did an awesome job, but made them sound like real live punk ditties. I was more of a performance poet at the time. I did a trade with a pressing plant in exchange for a website, and ended up with a thousand copies of this very first recording. At the time, I was a little embarrassed that they sounded so polished and perfect… so I still have 950 copies. Wanna copy? They are for sale, and they rock, and they are starting to annoy my brother (I left them at his house).
 
Various Artists - "Phi-Phenomena"
CD001 - NOT AVAILABLE - I begin and end this foray into the great phi experiment. I don't think I have any more copies…
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "No Strings"
CD002 - $10.00 - The greatest album alive. It's like my musical life got thrown in a juicer! Get amped on the vital fluid of Unlearny here!
 
Cock E.S.P. - "Greatest Dicks II"
CD003 - $10.00 - I can't wait to hear this one! This was Yelpco's chance to be associated with the greatest rock combo on the planet.
Lotus - "2.0"
CD004 - $4.00 - Electro-dance music by two 80's obsessed computer geeks who attract chicks by rolling around on the floor screaming in high-pitched voices.
 
 
The BunnyBrains - "Konnect the Kutz"
CDR000 - $6.00 - The Bunnybrains: Once they were the most influential and vital psycho psychedelic no-wave group in existence. Then I joined the band under the nom de plume La Persona. The new Bunnybrains' sole intent was to outloud one another. And So, Bunnybrains transmogrified into a noisewall wankfest of the highest order. Just to be heard, I traded in my two acoustic guitars for Suzuki's salvation of music called the Q-chord. I also stole away private recording sessions with Dan Bunny, the lyrical visionary and sexual deviant epicenter of the group. This CD contains both my rise to power using the unsquelchable Q, and Dan Bunny's inscrutable yet deeply profound lo-fi explorations. One may look to this album to find the seeds of all that I would become. From everyday loser, to almighty super-loser.
 
Andy Au Go Go - "The Sense of Paris"
CDR001 - $6.00 - Serge Gainsburgers, the evil opposite of La Persona, utilized simple Biotechnology to recombine Bunnybrains DNA with other, more famouser musicians, and Rafaela Bunny's (Dan's daughter) haunting and bovine recordings. Called by some, the greatest work to come from the bunnybrains (ray mondo being
self-deprecating) this album is a testament to all things Bunny, and strangely French Freedom.
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "Like Crap and Pay Cash?"
CDR002 - NOT AVAILABLE - This is a rough and tumble collection of my earliest work as UCUG. You can only buy it at MP3.com.
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "How Does This Shit Inter-Relate?"
CDR003 - NOT AVAILABLE - This is a rough and tumble collection of my later work. Also only available through mp3.com. Unless you are a hardcore collector of my stuff, there's no reason to give those people your money, when I could take your money and give you something of much higher quality.
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "Masters of Free Klassikal Vol. 1"
CDR004 - $6.00 - Glenn Gould BEGGED me to do this Album. This album features his liner notes, and marks the first ever mention of me as "Unlearny." This also marks the first time I ever tried conducting classical music to all feline musicians. I love this album, and so does everyone who ever listened to it. Some people like it for the cover art. It is out of print, but like all things unlearny, I'll re-issue it to whoever offers me the most money. The bidding begins at 10 dollars. By the way, this new composer album was way before nandor's.
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "What A Load of Fucking Shit"
CDR005 - $6.00 - NOBODY can get this album!!! Holy shit! The hits, like "maltshop scenario" and "Horn if you're Honky!!!!" This CD was created right before I went on my first tour with COCK E.S.P. I thought "Shit, I need something to Sell!!!!" Some people said "Huh?" others said "Wha?"
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "Singer/Songwriter"
CDR006 - $6.00 - Named by renowned music critic and reigning emperor of the Universe, Andrew Alper as "The Greatest singer songwriter album that was written while it was being sung." It Comes with Lyrics!!! Fuckaroo! The second the ink dries on my contract with Dreamworks, this baby will set you back 15 bux at Sam Goody, so you better order it from me NOW! This is Elyse Perez's and Larry Polanski's favorite album.
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "Sit Up and Shut Down"
CDR007 - $6.00 - This is my favorite album! Take a some heavy drugs and let it reconstruct your brain. Muzak plunder, sound effects and instructional lp's gang up on you.
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "An American Moron"
CDR008 - $6.00 - For Elyse. I sat down all day with an acoustic guitar and squeezed out every song I've ever written, that I could remember off-hand. The minidisk lasted 2 1û2 hours. The tape was 120 minutes. The CD is 80 minutes. You miss out on over 20 songs. HA HA!!!! But a lot of them were crap songs, so don't sweat it. ORDER NOW!!!!
 
U Can Unlearn Guitar - "No Discretion"
CDR009 - NOT AVAILABLE - Written for the doomed Transrational Nonstars Sexdeathcult. These songs are essential, and ungettable by you. Except for the few bits that ended up on "No Strings."